Of Mooning Santas and Penis Lights

By Thianna Durston

Of Mooning Santas and Penis Lights
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  • Type Short Stories
  • Words 12,493
  • Pages 39
  • ISBN-13 978-1-63533-170-7
  • File Formats epub, mobi, pdf
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Former US Marine John Ving hates everything about holiday displays: they’re tacky, they waste energy, and they’re an eyesore. So what does his new neighbor do? He sets up the holiday spectacle from hell, and he doesn’t seem to care which holiday—he has a menorah, a baby Jesus, a Santa, and everything in between. Not to mention it’s swathed in enough lights his house is probably visible from space. 

High-school teacher Kaden Melling loves the holidays, and huge light displays on his lawn make his heart glow. He’d love to share some cheer—and maybe some kinky fun—with his smoking hot neighbor John. Odd things start to happen to his displays, but just as he begins to think life is going his way, with the holidays and with John, a Grinch destroys everything. 

It’s gonna take the display-hating John to set things right—and what he has planned might blow Kaden’s mind.

A story from the Dreamspinner Press 2016 Advent Calendar "Bah Humbug."


Cover Artist: Paul Richmond

Advent Calendar

Genres Contemporary / Holiday / Humor