Bee Allen

Bee Allen is an accomplished reader, a competent baker, and a failed warlock. She has spent her time on earth dragging her miserable flesh sack through the forests of the Pacific Northwest, and therefore believes that umbrellas are the tragic sign of a crude upbringing. Her chief writing influences are science fiction/fantasy and dreary Edwardian social commentary, but she tries to lighten the drama with what the kids call “jokes.” She works hard to keep her cat in the lavish lifestyle to which he has become accustomed, and hopes one day to be able to support roughly two to thirty-nine more small monsters. When not writing or crumbling under the furious whip of capitalism, Bee enjoys sipping a gin and tonic and bringing all the girls (and some boys) to the yard.